March 5th, 2006
|09:54 am - *british accent* I CANT REMEMEBA...WHOT?|
my dad: "We think you're full of shit...We think you were out smoking pot."
me: "Wh-wha-what draws you to that conclusion?"
jasmine + wooa = LOVEEEE
good good times...
WHERE AM I?
Jasmine: "i need to go throw up...."
me: "no i think you should stay here..."
Current Mood: happy
February 8th, 2006
|06:26 pm - I'm not breathing, I'm suffocating...without you|
once said always said. i will hold the past over your head. i'll speak my mind whenever i feel slighted. i am hellbent on extracting all of my revenge. take heart, sweetheart, or i will take it from you.
nosEygirL 18: CLUB
nosEygirL 18: i know life is a suckfest lately, baby jesus isn't so happy with us
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: be my lover
January 30th, 2006
carrie bradshaw shoe events are desperately needed by the members of the ihmlsmc*
...so i don't..?
ONE. t.w.o. THREE GET UP YOU STUPID BITCH
Current Music: third eye blind shit
January 29th, 2006
aliza greatly improves the quality of my life.
you think you know. but you have no idea...
January 23rd, 2006
AlizaG1203: and then when i went to take my seat
AlizaG1203: the hugely fat woman next to me goes
AlizaG1203: do you smoke?
AlizaG1203: and im like yea
AlizaG1203: and she goes "i can smell...smells bad"
AlizaG1203: and then i said "do you eat?"
my dad, quoting the great elvis costello: "ray charles is a stupid dumb blind nigger"
xxxosexiioxxx19: your hott
my mom: god your eyes are awful red...I hope their not infected...
me: well mom that's what happens when you smoke as much pot as I do...
my mom: yeah...i know...
Current Mood: here
Current Music: the district sleeps alone tonight
January 22nd, 2006
|12:27 am - nosEygirL 18: he was like baBBYYYY|
micaela: "me and the honda fight sometimes. it's a boy."
me: "oh really? whats his name?"
micaela: "Tony I think...yeah. Tony. We get in fights sometimes. Because he wants rims and Im like idk man idk"
me: "How long ago did you smoke?"
Current Mood: crunk
Current Music: i hate everything about you
January 18th, 2006
derummwhaaaaaaaa: There ultra mega stoners
derummwhaaaaaaaa: your just a stoner :-\
AlizaG1203: wow please try really hard to sound smart
AlizaG1203: ....and fail
oOoBaby133: that is the gayest thing
oOoBaby133: anyones ever said
AlizaG1203: i know...like i read that
oOoBaby133: like gayer than carter iming me and being like hanna i want you
oOoBaby133: wow did i just spell my name wrong?
AlizaG1203: um yes
AlizaG1203: i believe you did
oOoBaby133: oh okay. well there goes my education.
Current Music: my only one-plain white t's
January 15th, 2006
|11:01 am - and the only thing keeping me dry is where I am....|
Judith Swanson: "I'm just gonna say this...your vagina is your own. Use it with discretion."
January 12th, 2006
Micaela: "I don't think your dyslexic. I think you're a deaf, blind, retarded bitch."
December 24th, 2005
my mom: where did devin end up going to school?
my mom: I KNEW he couldnt get into UVA
my dad: HEY HEY theres plenty of smart niggers in the south.
the worst is over. you can have the best of me.
Current Mood: fucking traShed